Samurai Secret Tee

At first glance, this shirt looks like a badass tribute to the legendary samurai—powerful, fearless, and honorable. But for those who can read Japanese… well, let’s just say your honor is questionable. 😏

Underneath the epic warrior design lies a sneaky translated phrase that actually means “I Love Midget Porn.” Perfect for pranking your clueless friends or just enjoying the thrill of wearing something outrageously inappropriate—without most people ever realizing it.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back of the garment, preventing stretching.
- Knitted in one piece to reduce fabric waste and enhance aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape over time.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vivid prints; natural color features unique unprocessed flecks.
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for a relaxed, timeless style.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat