I Shaved My Balls for This

For those moments when expectations don’t quite match reality, this shirt says what we’re all thinking—but with style. Whether it’s a first date, awkward dinner, or just a disappointing night out, this tee is the perfect way to break the ice (or make things even more awkward).

With a mix of self-deprecating humor and bold confidence, this design is guaranteed to get laughs, second glances, and maybe even a better reason to shave next time.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and comfort
- Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
- Made from durable, sustainably sourced cotton
- Classic fit suitable for casual or semi-formal wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat